"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"
- Ruby Wax 

(Source: r-ed-iscover-peace, via agooddifferent)

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
- My co-worker, on her ex. (via lulu-a)

(Source: ziraffe, via agooddifferent)

"I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me."